Review
Quick Capsule – Not a Review
Hello train, meet wreck. The game based off of the arcade game based off of the movie is one of those rare gems where no matter how bad you know it is you just can’t turn away.
A side scrolling game a la Final Fight heritage, Batman Forever fails on all cylinders sans one; hyper combos. As your stiffly animated character literally slides across the playing field, you can mash on the buttons in different Street Fighter patterns to see if any combos can be unleashed, resulting in 200 hits. The problem is, most enemies only need 4 hits to die, and bosses fall off around the same number, thus rendering the option useless.
To make matters worse, the game follows the insane psychotic color scheme of the movie, which means your eyes are bathed in pastels and bright primary colors that should never have met on-screen together. Cobble that with the horrible pixelated characters, awkward animation, and an almost seizure inducing set of special moves, and you have a concoction of visual crap with no game play to save it.
Except I can’t turn away. As horrible and cheesy as all of that sounds, it’s become one of the best guilty pleasures. Throw on a GameShark with Infinite health and a Turbo Fire controller, and it’s just a surreal experience.
As of this posting, it’s averaging in the near $100 levels on eBay. It ain’t worth that much cheese, trust me.
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Final Score: NA – No Review
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